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PREVIOUS UPDATES: December & November, 2005.

DECEMBER 7, 2005 - In the Middle of the Gud - Update 42
Voting for The First South Park Game-Making Contest should be finishing either today or tomorrow. It looks like Snow Defenders won't be winning, but I'm fine with it - the game wasn't designed to win (especially with the competition that it had) and was just to help boost contribution to the contest, which although wasn't as popular as we thought it would be, still had some great submissions in the end. If you'd like to check out the other games people made for it, visit The South Park Gaming Archives. Anyway, there's plenty of new content on Beamer Games Online today. How does a new Gud issue sound? Good? Well, it better, because there are 16 new issues up for you to check out! There are also three new midis for download, all of which were ones I made for the contest. Enjoy. Over 'n out!

NOVEMBER 15 , 2005 - Defend my Snow, Grasshopper - Update 41
Well, it appears my previous update (made November 4, as you can see) didn't make it up due to some server problems lately and my craptastic FTP program... Still, it's up now, so go read it. Once you have, come back here. Finished? Good. Because I've got some more new material for you today, too! It's a new little game called Snow Defenders, which I made for the First South Park Game-Making Contest over at SPGA. It's a small arcadey project following the two themes of the contest - action platformers, and snow. I won't go into it anymore though, there's already a larger description on the Games page, and in the Submissions thread. For all you lazy people who don't want to visit either of those pages, you can download Snow Defenders directly from here. Over 'n out.

NOVEMBER 4 , 2005 - SPGtv 302 is oooouuuutt! - Update 40
40th update! w00000t!!! Hurrah for meaningless update number celebrations! Either way though, you should be happy, because I've got plenty of great new material for you. Let's start with SPGtv 302. That's right, the new edition of SPGtv 302 is out, and many have said in the SPGtv 302 Discussion Thread, it's the best one yet. If you can handle the 23mb download, I'd highly recommend it - you can get it directly from here, or the SPGtv page. It contains South Park 3000, Sketch Park, and plenty more from other people, including an awesome little claymation show. So go check it out now, you zeebu! I've also updated the Past Updates section. Over 'n out!

I TRIED TO SCRATCH MY ASS WITH A SCREWDRIVER AND... WELL, NOW IT'S MORE THAN JUST AN ITCH