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PREVIOUS UPDATES: February & January, 2005.

FEBRUARY 13, 2005 - An update? Has the world gone mad?! - Update 27
No, no - the world hasn't gone mad. Quite simply, after going back to school and having just released a game, I just plain haven't had anything to update about. In fact, even today's update is a pretty poor effort, as all I have for you are 2 new midis and 2 new issues of Gud. Still, check them out - especially the new midi called "Egg Whites," as it's a very nice listen. I am busy writing up a walkthrough for Abduction to launch a new section, but don't expect it out for at least another week. Until then, over 'n out!

JANUARY 30, 2005 - Alien abduction is funny - Update 26
Well, I said in my last update I had some good stuff planned for Beamer Games Online, and I wasn't lying! For you today, I have... a new game! That's right, my second game of 2005 (and of this month, too)! It's called Abduction, and it's a platformer where you must make your way through a deadly alien planet playing as Kenny, and then rescue your friends. You can get it from the downloads page or download it directly from here. I would love some feedback on the game, so please post all comments, questions and suggestion on the forum. So, go download and play it now! Over 'n out.

JANUARY 25, 2005 - Rocks in Alcatraz? Well, I never - Update 25
It's been a while since my last update (10 days, to be precise) and the simple truth is that I simply have very little material to update with. So, this is more of an update purely to keep the site alive, the only new material I have today is a new midi called Alcatraz Rock, and 4 new Gud issues. Relax, I've got some good stuff planned for the near future (maybe in a week or two) so keep checking back! Over 'n out.

JANUARY 15, 2005 - Last comic bending - Update 24
Good news, everyone! Futurama Fan Comics #6 is out! That's right, a new full 8-page story for you to sink your teeth into. The story is called Jailbot, and it's all about Bender being committed for a crime. However, in a strange twist of events, he is actually innocent - although this time, must pay the worst price he's ever had to pay for a crime. Intrigued? Go check it out in the Fan Comics section! Not intrigued? Read it anyway! Over 'n out.

JANUARY 13, 2005 - These questions are fixed!!! - Update 23
For those of you who didn't see - yesterday, I released the first South Park game of 2005, Super South Park Trivia. Well, it turns out it contained a few errors in it (some questions lead to the wrong place, etc.) so today, I have gone through, fixed those errors and uploaded a new version, which you can download here. If you have already downloaded the game, be sure to download it again. If not... you have nothing to worry about, since the fixed version is now the only version on the site. I apologise for the errors and urge everyone to go download the new version. Over 'n out!

JANUARY 12, 2005 - Back up for 2005! - Update 22
As promised, Beamer Games Online is back up for 2005, with a new colour scheme! Like it? Go to hell! Errrr... anyway, onto the material. I'm saving the best for last, so don't stop reading right away. Firstly, I have almost 20 new Gud issues up, including the 100th issue spectacular, so check it out, people! Secondly, the first two midis of 2005 are up in a new 2005 Midis section. Both are fairly good and definitely deserve a listen. Finally... there is a new game up! That's right, I'm kicking off the year with a bang! It's called Super South Park Trivia (inspired by the South Park Trivia thread at the SPGaming Forums) and can be downloaded directly from here. I would love to hear your comments on the game, so post about them here. Over 'n out!

JANUARY 6, 2005 - Coming soon - Update 21
Just a quick "I'm not dead" update today. I WAS planning to re-do the site this week in a new colour scheme for 2005, but due to some additional material I was going to upload for the new year not being completed yet, it looks as if Beamer Games Online won't be re-done until after the weekend. However, don't worry - in a few days, BGO will be back up with a new colour scheme, and plenty of new material to keep everybody satisfied! Be sure to check back, and until then - over 'n out. 

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