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PREVIOUS UPDATES: December & November, 2004.

DECEMBER 22, 2004 - Three days to go - Update 19
That's right, three days to go until Christmas comes! In the meantime, there are two Midis up in the midi section, both of which were previously unreleased songs from Cartman's Adventure 4. There are also plenty of new Gud issues up, including a hilarious Christmas special, so go check them out too. Also, if you haven't downloaded Cartman's Adventure 4 yet, go do so now! Over 'n out.

DECEMBER 16, 2004 - Cartman's Adventure 4 is now out! - Update 18
Well, it's December 16, and as promised, I have a brand new game for you... Cartman's Adventure 4, thus completing the first ever quadrilogy in South Park Gaming! You can get it in the Games section, or download it directly here. There are also 2 mirror downloads of it here and here - they'll probably be taken off in a few days, but they're up for now since the Cartman's Adventure 4 download might be running a little slow on this site for all the traffic. Anyway, enjoy Cartman's Adventure 4... I've put in a lot of hard work, and would love to hear your comments on the game, so either email me your thoughts or post them here. Over 'n out!

DECEMBER 11, 2004 - Five days, Samuel! - Update 17
I officially have a release date for Cartman's Adventure 4... December 16. That's right, there's only 5 more days until the first quadrilogy in SPGaming is released, so prepare yourselves! While you're waiting, I have 2 new midis for you to enjoy in the 2004 Midis section, one of which is a remix of a Junkman song entitled "Machines", and both versions are well worth checking out. In the meantime, start your clocks, because Cartman's Adventure 4 is less than 120 hours away from being on YOUR hard drive! Over 'n out.

DECEMBER 6, 2004 - I'd like some chives on my arc - Update 16
Yesterday, the archives section was finally put up at the South Park Gaming Archives. Lots of lost South Park games were recovered for this, and Junkman & I put in hours of work to get this up. There's over 200 South Park games just waiting to be downloaded, so go check it out immediately! In the meantime, I have a new demo in the Special section, along with several new issues of Gud for you. Over 'n out!

DECEMBER 1, 2004 - 'Tis the season - Update 15
Wheee, it's December 1. Only 24 days until Christmas, 27 days until my birthday, and one day until Team America comes out in Australia. Hurrah! Anyway, since it's now officially Summer (at least down here, anyway), and now officially December - so what better way to start off the month than with a Christmas-themed comic? That's right, Issue #5 of Futurama Fan Comics is up, and it's a special Christmas (or "Xmas", as it's known in the 31st century) issue, centered around our favourite trio of intergalactic package delivery people. Since it's Xmas, they're off to fight one of my favourite fictional Christmas-themed characters... no, not Jesus, it's Santa! For those of you who don't know, in Futurama, Santa is a giant robot who... well, is basically pissed off and tries to kill people. Anyway, enough out of me, go check out Futurama Fan Comics #5!

NOVEMBER 27, 2004 - A new genius is upon us... - Update 14
Lots of things up today, so get some popcorn! Ummm... I don't know why ANYONE would need popcorn for an updated website, but hey - whatever floats your boat... Firstly, I have added another Futurama music video to the Other Downloads section! It's a nice little video I made last year, so go and download it if you're interested. That's not all, though - I've got 4 new issues of Gud for you today, along with a new site in the Links section called Bloody Raceway. Also, today marks the 50 days since Navigating Kenny was released, so I have added some cheats for the game up in the Cheats section... Anyone who wanted to see the secret stuff but wasn't skilled enough to pass the game will be very happy to hear that! Finally, my good friend and co-SPGamer Junkman was so inspired by my comic Gud, he started his own comic series called The Mad Genius, which you can check out here. If you have a stupid sense of humour, you'll love it! Until next time though, over 'n out!

NOVEMBER 23, 2004 - Tony Danza, where are you? - Update 13
A small "I'm not dead" update for everyone today. Not much, just a few more new issues of Gud and a new midi I made called Dark Space. However, I have some big things ready for BGO in the next week or so, so stay tuned. Over 'n out!

NOVEMBER 13, 2004 - Magical cocks on sticks, eat them up! - Update 12
Another small update today - there is a new midi up called Apple, and I have also added several new Gud issues. I would also like to say that Junkman has been working very hard today adding rules to The South Park Gaming Forums, so anyone who's signed up there - please read them, otherwise you may accidentally break some forum rules in the future without even being aware of it. Finally, Cartman's Adventure 4 is now due for a pre-Christmas release, so expect it out around about this time next month. Until then, over 'n out!

NOVEMBER 6, 2004 - Isaac hates you - Update 11
Well, the site's been opened for almost 2 months now, so I have added a section for past updates. Also up today is a new midi called The Ripper, and several new issues of Gud. Over 'n out!

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