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JULY 6, 2006 - Music, Mags and Muppetry Mohi - Update 52
Woah. Sorry everyone, I've gone a very long time without updating! So long, in fact, that the last update was to announce the new South Park Gaming Bi-Monthly, and, well, I've got another new one for this update. Also up are three new Gud issues, and a bunch of never-before-heard midis, from 2001, 2004 and 2005. Short update, lotsa content! Over 'n out.

MAY 4, 2006 - Update 51 - Update 51
If that update title doesn't prove my laziness, I don't know what does. The new issue of South Park Gaming Bi-Monthly is out, you can check it out in my new SPGBM section, located under SPGM in the index. There are also more updates up, and we have two new staff members at the forum, so check it out. That's about it - I assume most people read the forums and that bigger site... you know... the one with all the South Park Games... so, I don't really need to update that often since you'd already know all this stuff if you frequented them. Oh well. Over 'n out!

APRIL 16, 2006 - Update 50 - Update 50
Anyone else have deja vu? Anyway, 'bout time I moved Trapper Keeper Revolutions to the Special page, because as anyone who downloaded it knows, it was indeed a fake, April Fools game. Umm... April Fools! Anyway, since today is Easter Sunday, I have 5 very new special Gud issues, detailing the story of Jesus (as told by an internet retard, of course). Check it out. South Park 3000: The Complete Third Season comes out in ten days. Until then, over 'n out!

APRIL 1, 2006 - New Game - Update 49
That's right, my third game of 2006 is out now! And I'm sure many of you will recognise it just from the title alone. Trapper Keeper Revolutions, anyone? That's right, the third and final installment in the Trapper Keeper series is finally here, so check it out! I'd post a link to a discussion thread, but some "smart" little person with a lot of time on his hands "hacked" the forums, so please bear with us while we "work" on that. In the meantime, you can download Trapper Keeper Revolutions by clicking here. Over 'n out!

MARCH 31 , 2006 - Oops! - Update 48
Woah... next time I promise to "make an update tomorrow," someone remind me, okay? Anyway, as promised, I've got some rather belated content for everyone... There's a new Midi up in the Midis section called "Colliding with Nothing" - not my best midi, but worth a listen. I also have some new Gud issues up. Finally, I've also got a new issue of SPGtv up, so check that out if you haven't already done so at... you know... that site with all those South Park Games... come on! In other news, I'm running a new South Park 3000 short contest over at the forum, so be sure to enter. Click here for more info on that. Over 'n out!

MARCH 22 , 2006 - We need to Escaaappee... - Update 47
Okay, it's almost been a month since my last update, but I was waiting until now because... I have a new game for you! It's a game called Escape the Jungle, and you can get it directly from here, or from my Downloads page. It was made for the 2nd South Park Game-Making Contest over at that site with all those South Park games... you know the one! Anyway, it's a top-down action game, in which players must guide Kenny out of a jungle inhabited by a renegade army that wants him dead. A little short, but hopefully the difficulty should make up for that. Anyway, go give it a play. In the meantime, the Update archives for February & January 2006 are up... or you could just look below this update. I also have another Midi and some more Gud issues, but I'll put those up tomorrow. Over 'n out!

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