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MIDIS MADE DURING 2005
 (14 midis)

A Bit Closer to Light {Remix} - Download - 7/10 - My annual remix of a Junkman song, made in the final hours of 2005... the original can be heard here. Not bad, though not as many changes were made as I'd have liked, since I was rushing to finish it.
Alcatraz Rock - Download - 7.5/10 - A nice, catchy rock song, although nothing out of the ordinary for my standards.
Calling All Troops - Download - 7/10 - A nice midi with a slight military theme to it. The drum beat and bassline are nice, but the main melody seems a little out of place... as described by Junkman: "There were parts of it that reminded of that children's tune which I don't remember the name at all but is about someone sleeping, bells and stuff." ... Whatever the hell that means.
NEW! Dark Alley - Download - 6.5/10 - A repetitive, typical Beamer midi, made for the now-cancelled South Park Mafia.
Death Jigsaw- Download - 7.5/10 - An interesting midi, with a catchy chorus and a slight SP:OP-style sound to it. Designed (but never used) for Junkman's contest game, "Professor Chaos in Frosty's Revenge."
Egg Whites - Download - 9/10 - A good, catchy, upbeat song with a nice melody. Recommended.
Fighter Pilot - Download - 8/10 - An intense SP:OP tune, although very catchy. An interesting melody.
Fun in the Snow - Download - 7.5/10 - An upbeat "cutesy platformer" midi I composed for Junkman's contest game "Professor Chaos in Frosty's Revenge." This is the original version I made, the version that went in the game was slightly changed by Junkman. Here is the second version, as edited by Junkman.
NEW! Meeting Certain Doom - Download - 6/10 - A slow, repetitive "in danger" midi, made for the now-cancelled South Park Mafia.
NEW! Mob Patrol - Download - 7/10 - Another South Park Mafia midi, this one is also a little repetitive, though with a more distinct Italian style with the instruments.
Hippo Pop - Download - 6.5/10 - A midi that switches from a laid-back bassy tune to a rock song. Not bad, but it's way too simple and lacks any innovation.
Snow Defenders - Download - 5/10 - The theme song for my contest game, "Snow Defenders." Decent basic tune, although becomes quite repetitive very fast (keep in mind it was only designed as menu music, and so was only meant to be listened to for several seconds at the most.
Shupid Stit - Download - 1/10 - A deliberately bad midi I made for Junkman's April Fools game, which was quite literally just made by clicking in random places. It only got the 1 because it's a really funny listen, otherwise, avoid at all costs!
The Playhouse - Download - 8.5/10 - My first midi of 2005. Nice, catchy, upbeat tune with a decent melody. Recommended.

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